As the Straight Talk Express left the United States Naval Academy headed into the heavens the pilot, the Honorable John S. McCain (United States Senator), saw a huge billboard that read, “MAKE AMERICA McCAIN AGAIN.”
Approaching the pearly gates the honorable senator noticed a news stand and read the following headline: “Trump, after dodging the draft five times claiming bone spurs on his feet, it was announced by the world medical community that the bone spurs were in fact on his brain.” Hopefully, the next pilot of the Straight Talk Express will be U.S. Seth Moulton, United States representative from Massachusetts, United States Marine Corp veteran, and Democrat – Sixth Congressional District.
Paul C. Gaudet
Nahant
